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Ok,, Stop .. I know its been quite a long time since i last blogged,but it has been quite a few days since i tweeted also.. I was busy exploring Europe infact Amsterdam(yours truly says it with a grin and all those guys out there would very well know the reason for this grin)..

For all the late comers, i am in Amsterdam since last 4/5 months doing the same job as most of the Indians would be doing-working in IT industry.To be frank i dont find my job very exciting nor it is challenging but all this is made up when i see a Dutch gal in a bicycle in the street :) . Indians here can be basically classified into two-but they are ofcourse NRIs. First type is the Non Returning Indian group,people in this group keeps on watching 'ye jo desh hai mera' song from Swades frequently but when someone asks them "when are you going back to India ? " ,they frown.The other group is more cosmopolitan,Nahi Rehna India types.These people only care of India when India wins a cricket match.

Its a general tendancy here among our public to join the Dutch classes and try speaking Dutch.But from my experience i say,never try speaking in Dutch.Not only will you get an enormous headache but the Hollanders will not understand what you mean. Foreigners are supposed to speak English or Gibberish. Some months back it was the season of Tulips but it is not necessary to fake interest for tulips, mills, wooden shoes or cheese. Every Hollander knows you came for the soft drugs and the Amsterdam red-light district. Both are widely spread and easy to find. Just ask any Hollander over age 6 or any hot blonde,she might just be working there .For all those friends who asked for the pics of RLD,check your mails now :P
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It would not be apt if i dont mention abt the World cup soccer final. As the only hindrance for Dutch winning the world cup was 'luck'. Avoid soccer fans at all times. Soccer in Holland is just an excuse to crush the skulls of practically everybody else, including yours. This mainly takes place when the game is lost…or tied…or won. Because i got the same kind of treatment in the semifinal and also in the final.Also remember never to mention the 1974 and 2010 cup finals near a Hollander. He will instantly pull you into a long-lasting litany about how good 'Orange' played then and how luck played against then in 2010…blablablabla

Somedays back my friend Gaurav found a fast and foolproof way of embarassing himself in Netherlands.He went into a coffeshop and asked for a cappuccino with tiger biscuit.Coffeeshops -remember this- do not sell coffee. They do however have a large variety of stimulating products at reasonable prices. Mention not ,Gaurav was certainly stimulated..lol

There are a lot more things i need to write about Amsterdam(Holland has more cities then Amsterdam.There is…eh…and…Well, there are more cities,yeaa there is Rotterdam also :) ) but the length of the post is increasing and i am having office tomorrow.Dont look at me like that, i stopped sleeping at office..haha. I am gonna buy a new bicycle next week,dont get surpriced.The most important way of public transportation in Holland is the bicycle. Feel free to take any bike of which you can pick the lock. Just don't expect your own bike to be in the same spot where you parked it 3 minutes earlier. Hunting season for bikes is open 365 days a year. So wish me good luck.


Hope this one was not a travelogue. As if you and me care, i write it for the limited audience(5 people..lol).. Chaoo ,,Promise to be frequent here

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Sulthaan Kanneer Biriyaani undakkunna vidam

Avasyamaaya saadanagal
1- Cochiyil ninnum Varuthiya special neyyu(ghe) 100KG
2-Tolikatti koodiya inam Balamaamsam 500KG
3-Puthappinadiyil Olichirikkunna Kozhi Kunjungal 200ennam
4-Government Shopil ninnum Medicha Flying red chilly 236 ennam, allenkil american presi.clinton use cheytha chilli ayaalum mathi.
5-Mazha peyyumbol vadunna kurumulaku (nadan/chettan/maman) 125 ennam
6-Vevichaal vevatha nallayinam fish koyakkante kadayil ninnum 10 ennam
7-Marvell Vaste company onion 800kg
8-Cycleil poyi vangiya kurachu kariveppila
9-Chocolateum Vellathil vevunna toysu 10kg
10-Australiyan Water 2 TANK, Man Asakkyude pusthakahinte nalupage, Tattekadu ninnum pidicha rabdu man kutikal
11-Europil ninum ru pachaka karan
12-Porotta chala meenil mukkiyathu 20 piece
13- Great Sulthaan Mix

Undakkunna vidam
adyam kurachu cochiyile neyyeduthu (ghe) balamamsavumaayi mix cheyyuka... ennittu athu eduthu sulthaan chattiyil iduka... balamamsam paramavadi samayam (Smell adichittu hridayathinte valve pottanam) sulthaan chattiyil vevikukka... puthappinadiyile kalyanam kayinja kozhi kuttikale velicham kaanikkathe kashaappu cheythu chattkku mukalil ketti tookkuka.. ennittu flying chilly chattikku mukaliloode parathuka... ennittu maman kurumulaku kurachu sulthaan mixumaayi kootti kuyachu aaviyil vevikkuka.... appol ningalude kannil ninnum kanner vrum... athu maraan koyakkante kadayil ninnum vangiya fish pettannu choodakki kayikkuka...ennittu.. eee mixilekku Marvell vaste onion nannayi mix cheyyuka... ippol ningalkku kurachu aswasam tonnum... ningalude veettile kutti karayunnillenkil chocolate nigalkku ippol tinnam....ennittu ithilekku Cycilil poyi vangiya kariveppilayum, oru tank australian vellavum, Man Asakkiyude pusthakavum(ithu idunnathinu munpu balamamsathinte soupil mukkan marakkaruthu), tettekadu maanum mix cheyyuka.... athinidayil okke ninagalkku tolikatti koodiya balamamsam tilakkunnathu kanaam... eniyaanu chalayil mukkiya porotta ithilekku idendathu.... itellam kayiyumbool.... vilambaan vendi europil ninnum oru pachakkaraneyum konduvaranam.. karanam ithu pratyega stylil aanu vilambunnathu.... ithu USAyil ayachu test cheyyan oru drivereyum eerppadu cheyyuka.''' avasaanam chattikadiyil backi varunna food andrayile ethenkilum paavangalkku ethichu kodukkunnathu ee food kayikkunnavarude oru maryadayaanu.... ithu tinnu kayiyumbool ningalkku chilappol amittu pottikkanum, bagya kuri(lottary) edukkanum, American Mun Presi.clintone adikkanum okke tonnum... athinonokko muthirnnal veglisya enna rogam pidipedaan chance undu.... USAyil tirichu vanna ee mix tookkiyitta chicken fryumaayi mix cheythu kayikkanam

NB:- ithil nammude classil nammal undakkiya ethenkilum item vumaayi bandamilla.... it is only prepared by Middile east sulthaan... Atharam item vumaayi bandamundenkil njnaan adinu utharavaadiyalla....

By
Aju Poonoor

Innu nammal undakkan pokunnath paneer sulthan singai royal dish aanu……..

Avsyamaya sadhangal :

Stove il vachu cheruthayi choodakkiya paneer avasyathin….
Ajumamsa rasayanam senti il mukkiyatha 1 gupp..
Balugulijyadi oil prasnapariharathinu 2 T spoon..
Koya varuthath 2 koya…
Johni walker 2 peg…..
Chennai il ninnum Koibathorrilekk puthuthayi irakkumathi cheytha puthiya inam onion ½ kilo….
Email antiquates mixiyil adichath 2 T spoon….
Kuttam chumathapetta Ghee 1 T spoon…

Thyarakkunna vidham…

Sentiyil mukkiya Ajumamsarasayanam oru gupp eduth cheenachattiyil ozhich senti muzhuvan uruki theerunnathu vare choodakkuka……
Chennai il ninnum Koibathorrilekk puthuthayi irakkumathi cheytha puthiya inam onion ½ kilo – kannil ninnum vellam varathe cheurhayi arinjeduthath chumakkunnathu vare frying pan il porichedukkuka.. ….Ithinakam manjapodi, mulakupodi, Upp enniva hidden aayi iduka…Ithinte cheruva aarum ariyathirikkuvan cheenachattiyude purakil poyi olichu ninnu venam idan…….
Hidden aayi itta podikal nallavannam kalangi kayiumbol…Balagulijadi oil 2 spoon cherkkavunnathanu…. Athinu sesham Koya varuthath…2 koya … nannayi arinju cheriya kashanagl aakiyath cherkkavunnathanu…….Ithinakam hidden podikal koya kashanathil nannayi alinjittundakum……ini oru taste nu vendi Johni walker 1 peg muthal 2 peg vare cherkkavunnathanu…
Sesham Stove il vachu cheruthayi choodakkiya paneer avasyathin cherkkavunnathanu….Ithinu sesham mixi yil nannayi podichedutha email etiquettes’ pieces ittu nannayi ilakkuka…
Ettavum oduvilayi kuttam chumathapetta 1 T spoon ghee koodi cherkkuka…
Swadishtamaya paneer sulthan singai royal dish thyarayikazhijirikkunnu…..



“ Sulthans…Royal challengers….Chennai singai pads“ ne adichu parathi..idichu pizhinj…..chattiyil varuthu…porichedutha …..
The Great Cochin Bombers
nte new dish ellavarkkum taste cheyyavunnathanu…..


NB : Hidden aayi ninnu kanda aalukal ithu kazhichathinu sesham dharalam vellam kudikkunnath arogyathinu valare nallathayirikkum…..



All the best……..
Cochin Bombers…..Buhaha….

Mammoottikku ithuvare ee varsham oru vijayam ndakkan pattiittilla athukondu enganeyenkium oru pada hittakan mammka teerumaanichu. Mammoottikku nannayi karyangal manassilakunnathukondu prthvikkopam oru cinema cheyyan terrumaanichu. mammukka vicharicha poletanne aaaukal theaterileekku idichu kayarunnnundu... mammootti fansinu vendi tanne pokkunna kuracu dialogu cinemayiidanamennu mammos nrath tanne paranjirunnuu.. prthviyude kidilan action anu padathintman aagarshanam ennu mammos tanne oru interviewil paranju... Prthviude ippoyathe fansine tanikku koodi upayogapeduthikoduthaal kalam marketil vaayaam ennu mammos tettiderichu...pandathe nayakanarudeyum avastha ithepoleyayirunnuu.. adyam kooode abinayikkumm... pnne same value ullavanayi abinayikum,,, pinne villon akendi varum,,, mammosinu pokkirirajayloode vijayam koyyansadichu... prthviyude full effort cheythu varunna lal chitram cristhian brothers 50 divasamenkilum odiyaal mahiyayirunnu

For sulahaan family
Aju Poonoor

I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me.
wish you happy birthday

For EA-07
Aju Poonoor